Suck UK Chalk Chess
This is such a great idea. A set of black and white chess pieces that do double duty as a chalk. Draw the board anywhere you decide to play and you're ready to go. Now sidewalk chess can literally mean sidewalk chess. Link: $TBD
Crap Folders
What's more boring than your average manila folder? Most likely everything that's inside of them. These crap folders will add a bit of color and humor to tedious office work and maybe make things a little less mundane. [$9]
Napkin Notebook
Some of the greatest ideas in the world were sketched on your every cocktail napkin and now they've gone ahead and created a spiral bound notebook of cocktail napkins for those sudden moments of inspiration. [$7]
Office Anger Management Kit
How does one relieve stress when stuck in a cubicle from 9 to 5 every workday? With giant inflatable boxing gloves of course. The Office Anger Management Kit includes two giant inflatable boxing gloves and a book on "10 Great Ways to Reduce Office Stress". These should be standard issue equipment throughout Corporate America. [$15]
Revenge CD
We've all had them. The music thumping, sex having, arguing, just downright obnoxiously loud neighbor. The Revenge CD has twenty various tracks of audio assault to unleash upon your noisy neighbors such as a Drill, Traffic Jam, Inhuman Screams, and our favorite, Cat in Heat. The cd even comes with a set of earplugs so you keep the sonic torture up as loud as you want. [$7.99]
Blondes, Brunettes, and Redheads Address Book
It takes a certain kind of man to use this book as intended, and while we don't claim to have those qualities ourselves, we would like to recommend this Address book to those who have much better luck (or skills) than we do. By the way, where's the section for raven-haired women? [$70]
Dead Fred Pen Holder
We all know you would rather take your pen and stab your boss with it, but doing that will get you fired and probably get you arrested. So, before you let office rage get the best of you, consider directing your frustration into Dead Fred. Remember he's just a penholder, so don't get too carried away. [$12.95]
Stop Talking Cards
Hmm. Well, we think you already know what to do with these. Availble in a box of 25.[$8]
